3 Ways French Bulldogs Defied Evolution

In our fast-paced, technological world, there are thousands of inventions every day. Some of them are life-changing, but many simply raise the question “Why the hell does this exist?”   Fortunately, society has a system of supply and demand that weed most of them out. Nature has a similar system: it’s called Survival of the Fittest,…

The 5 Types of Songs on Popular Radio

I never listened to the radio growing up. It was filled with generic pop, shitty rap, and commercials, so I went the “indie” route. Then two years ago something changed: The pop wasn’t any less generic, the rap hadn’t gotten better, and there weren’t any fewer commercials. The change was inside of me, and I became obsessed…

Get a Free Sandwich from Jack in the Box!

For some reason I’ve been getting texts from Jack in the Box for the past year. This is strange because: 1. I don’t remember signing up for it.2. Why the hell would I sign up for that?3. I’ve been to Jack in the Box a total of three times in my entire life. Usually the deals…

Is Subway’s Flatizza Right For You?

You’ve probably seen the ads for Subway’s latest release: the Flatizza. I had a two-week long internal battle over whether to try it or not, and I’d like to save you from the same struggle. Here’s a quiz to figure out if the Flatizza is right for you: 1. What’s most important to your overall pizza experience?…

Breakfast is Here

About three years ago, I had a vision. Everyone told me I was crazy, that it would never happen, that it sounded “totally disgusting.” What was this vision, you ask? A Taco Bell breakfast burrito. My plan was to work for Taco Bell, move up through the company, and eventually convince them to start serving…