“Join Me”

A couple weeks ago I was listening to the radio as I drove home from work. An awful, catchy pop song came on (which is about 80% of the radio), and I couldn’t help but think “I could definitely write something better than that piece of crap.” If these people can do it…   then…

Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

So I was watching Friends last week, and there was a scene where Joey got pissed at Chandler and decided to put on all of his clothes. My first thought when I saw this was “there’s no way anyone could wear all of their clothes.” My next thought was “I have to try.” The Mission: wear all of my…

What Exactly Am I Eating?

There’s been a lot of confusion surrounding Subway’s latest release: The Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt. I’ve decided to clear up a few important questions you may have. 1. Is Fritos cheating on Taco Bell? You’d think that with all the Frito-heavy items on the T Bellz menu (ex: Beefy Crunch Burrito, Doritos Locos Tacos), they…