Get a Free Sandwich from Jack in the Box!

For some reason I’ve been getting texts from Jack in the Box for the past year. This is strange because: 1. I don’t remember signing up for it.2. Why the hell would I sign up for that?3. I’ve been to Jack in the Box a total of three times in my entire life. Usually the deals…

Is Subway’s Flatizza Right For You?

You’ve probably seen the ads for Subway’s latest release: the Flatizza. I had a two-week long internal battle over whether to try it or not, and I’d like to save you from the same struggle. Here’s a quiz to figure out if the Flatizza is right for you: 1. What’s most important to your overall pizza experience?…

Breakfast is Here

About three years ago, I had a vision. Everyone told me I was crazy, that it would never happen, that it sounded “totally disgusting.” What was this vision, you ask? A Taco Bell breakfast burrito. My plan was to work for Taco Bell, move up through the company, and eventually convince them to start serving…

What Exactly Am I Eating?

There’s been a lot of confusion surrounding Subway’s latest release: The Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt. I’ve decided to clear up a few important questions you may have. 1. Is Fritos cheating on Taco Bell? You’d think that with all the Frito-heavy items on the T Bellz menu (ex: Beefy Crunch Burrito, Doritos Locos Tacos), they…